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Allez encore une petite de blague



Une femme arrive dans la cuisine et voit son mari avec une tapette à mouche…
- Que fais-tu ?
Il répond :
- Je chasse les mouches…
- En as-tu tué ?
- Oui, 3 mâles, 2 femelles
Intriguée, elle lui demande :
- Comment fais-tu la différence entre les femelles et les mâles ?
Il répond :
- 3 étaient sur la cannette de bière, 2 sur le téléphone


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Claudine670

Ben oui, c'était facile à reconnaître, voyons !


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