Missdebrouille
Question de Missdebrouille


Amusons nous un peu.



La nouvelle édition du Petit Robert est arrivée !

Autobus : Véhicule qui roule deux fois plus vite quand on court après que quand on est assis dedans.
Taser : Instrument utilisé afin de mieux faire passer le courant entre la police et la jeunesse.
Mozart : Célèbre compositeur que l'on écoute le plus souvent dans les pizzerias car on sent bien que mozzarella.
La beauté intérieure : Concept inventé par les moches pour pouvoir se reproduire.
Sudoku : Qui à le Sudoku à le nord en face.
Porte-clefs : Invention très pratique qui permet de perdre toutes ses clefs d'un coup au lieu de les perdre une par une.
Cellulite : Couche graisseuse qui enveloppe souvent les femmes, mais emballe rarement les hommes….
Masochisme : Concept proche de la politesse : frapper avant d'entrer
Etat : Système mafieux le mieux organisé de tous les temps
Match de l'équipe de France : Seul match de foot qui passe sur la chaîne comédie
Cravate : Accessoire servant à indiquer la direction du cerveau de l'homme
Carla Bruni : Blanche-neige moderne ayant eu une préférence pour un des sept nains : Grincheux
Maison Blanche : Actuellement Barack noire
Le coiffeur : Seul endroit où les Bleus peuvent espérer une coupe
Voiture : Invention ingénieuse, permettant de contenir 110 chevaux dans le moteur et un âne au volant
Maquillage : Opération qui consiste à tuer des baleines pour décorer des thons
Parents : Deux personnes qui t'apprennent à marcher et à parler pour ensuite te dire de t'asseoir et de fermer ta gueule
Internet Explorer : Petite application instable servant à télécharger Mozilla Firefox
Titeuf : Ce qui sort de la TitePoule
Orteil : Appendice servant a détecter les coins de portes
Egalité des sexes : Nouveau concept créé par les hommes pour ne plus payer le restaurant
Monter un meuble Ikea : Expression moderne signifiant "passer un week-end de merde"
Etre au bout du rouleau : Situation très peu confortable, surtout quand on est aux toilettes
Facebook : Le seul endroit où tu parles à un mur sans être ridicule
Boule de flipper : Testicule de dauphin
Le ton monte : Façon familière de signaler qu'une femme moche prend l'ascenseur
Oui-Oui : Fils illégitime de Sissi
GPS : Seule femme que les hommes écoutent pour trouver leur chemin


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SOLEIL13
Je les connaissais déjà, mais j'aime bien :

*Cravate : Accessoire servant à indiquer la direction du cerveau de l'homme

*Facebook : Le seul endroit où tu parles à un mur sans être ridicule
Ah ! c'est ben vrai, ma bon' dam' !

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6 ans

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Missjacqueline
Pas mal du tout j'aime beaucoup

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Claudine670
J'en vais déjà vu certaines et je trouve que c'est drôle, j'aime bien aussi !

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