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Blague humour



Elle : vas-y fais-moi l'amour comme un sauvage!
Lui : Oui, Oui,
Elle : Continue ! continue!
Lui : Oui, Oui!
Elle : Vas-y plus fort encore!
Lui : oui! oui!
Elle : Montre que tu es un homme!
Lui : oui! oui!
Elle : Dis-moi des choses sales!
Lui : la cuisine, la salle de bain, le salon, la bagnole....


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Claudine670

Tu nous l'avais racontée, il n'y pas longtemps, il me semble... Mais si la cuisine, la salle de bain, le salon et le reste sont sales, c'est qu'il les a aussi salis, donc qu'il n'a qu'à les nettoyer lui-même ce sale macho lol !


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Unix
Oui, Oui! elle est bonne celle là

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