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Blague du jour on arrête pas le progrés avec la crise ça coûte moins cher



On n’arrête pas le progrès !
Deux P.D.G. se retrouvent dans une convention professionnelle.

- Moi dit le premier, quand je n’ai pas ma secrétaire, je suis perdu. Là j’aurais justement besoin d’elle.
- Faites comme moi, dit l’autre en montrant son attaché-case, emmenez une secrétaire synthétique…
- Quoi ?
- Oui, j’ai une secrétaire gonflable. Elle est bilingue, elle répond au téléphone, elle tape à la machine. Si vous en avez besoin, je vous la prête.

Il ouvre l’attaché-case, gonfle la secrétaire, et passe dans la pièce d’à côté.

Deux minutes plus tard, il entend un hurlement de douleur et se précipite.
- Ah mon Dieu ! J’ai oublié de vous dire : entre les jambes c’est le taille-crayon…


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TINALA
Oh qu'elle est bonne,je suis pliée devant mon thé

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Missjacqueline
Mdr, j'imagine qu'il a du avori mal

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Nailil35
Toujours des opportunistes qui ne perdent pas une seconde !!

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Claudine670
Et ben ça lui apprendra !

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Veejoolsade
Et oui il fallait lui dire lol

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