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Blague à prendre avec humour



C'est l'histoire d'un type occupé à cambrioler un appartement. Il est en train de fouiller dans les tiroirs avec sa lampe de poche lorsque tout à coup il entend une voix derrière lui.

"Jésus et Marie te regardent".

Surpris le cambrioleur se retourne et entend de nouveau la voix :

"Jésus et Marie te regardent".

Avec sa lampe de poche, le voleur essaie de repérer d'où vient cette voix et il aperçoit un perroquet sur un perchoir.

"Jésus et Marie te regardent" dit le perroquet.

"Ha, c'est toi qui a dit ça, espèce de sale bête".

"Oui, c'est moi, Napoléon le perroquet. Jésus et Marie te regardent".

Tais-toi ! Et puis d'abord, Napoléon c'est pas un nom de perroquet"

"Jésus et Marie non plus c'est pas des noms de dobermans et pourtant, ils te regardent".


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Claudine670

Ah ça, il ne s'y attendait pas le voleur, il a pu entrer, mais Jésus et Marie vont sûrement pas le laisser sortir comme ça, bien fait pour lui !


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Missjacqueline
Mdr, j'imagine la tête du voleur, i la intérêt à courir vite!

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