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La blague de fin d'après-midi



Un brave homme trouve la mort dans un accident. Il se retrouve au purgatoire devant Saint-Pierre.

La première chose qu'il voit c'est un mur très long où sont accrochées des horloges. Sous chaque horloge, des noms : Berlusconi, Blair, Obama, Poutine, Margaret.

Il demande à Saint Pierre : "C'est curieux ces horloges ? C'est quoi ?" et Saint-Pierre répond : "C'est simple... Ce sont les horloges de leur vie ! A chaque fois qu'ils disent une grosse connerie, l'horloge avance d'une heure en moins sur leur vie. Deux conneries, deux heures en moins et ainsi de suite."
"Ha, très bien, mais c'est curieux, je ne vois d'horloge avec Sarkozy ? Pourtant c'est un grand personnage aussi ?"

Saint Pierre réfléchit, pensif. "Sarkozy ? Ah, oui, Sarkozy. Je l'ai mise sur mon bureau, elle me sert de ventilateur !"


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Claudine670

Hi hi hi, combien d'heures en moins pour notre grand personnage ? Faut dire que ce n'est pas pour me déranger et toi non plus , je pense !


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Nailil35
Pauvre niko , il est mis à toutes les sauces

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Missjacqueline
Mdr evidemment logique

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Claudine670
Merci d'avoir sélectionné ma réponse, Jo, et gros bisous.

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