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La blague du matin et oui le moderne lol



Un berger et ses moutons traversent une route rurale. Surgit une Jeep Cherokee flambant neuve, conduite par un jeune homme en chemise Hugo Boss, pantalon YSL, baskets Nike, etc.
La Jeep s'arrête, le chauffeur se penche par la fenêtre.
- Hé! Si je devine le nombre de moutons que vous avez, est-ce que vous m'en donnez un?
- OK
Le jeune homme gare sa voiture, branche le notebook et le GSM, entre dans un site de la NASA, scrute le terrain à l'aide du GPS, établit une base de données, 60 tableaux Excel pleins d'algorithmes et d'exponentielles, plus un rapport de 150 pages imprimé sur sa mini imprimante HIGH-TECH.
- Tu as ici 1586 moutons.
- Exact! Tu peux avoir ton mouton.
Le jeune homme prend le mouton et le met dans le coffre de la Jeep. Le berger s'approche et lui demande...
- Si je devine ta profession, est-ce que tu me rends mon mouton ?
- OK - Tu es consultant.
- Wow. Comment as-tu deviné ?
- Très facile. Tu es venu sans qu'on t'appelle; tu prends un mouton pour me dire ce que je sais déjà et tu ne comprends rien à ce que je fais puisque tu as pris mon chien!


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Nailil35

Pris la main dans le sac , comme on dit !!


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Claudine670
Comme quoi la modernité avec toutes ses sophistications ne donne pas forcément le savoir le plus élémentaire !

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