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La bonne blague ah ben oui



Ne jamais aider un homme bourré


Un homme complètement bourré vient sonner avec insistance chez des gens en pleine nuit.
L'homme de la maison se lève et demande, furieux :
- Qu'est-ce que vous voulez ?
L'autre hurle :
- Viens me pousser !! Il faut que tu viennes me pousser !!
Excédé, le propriétaire de la maison lui répond :
- Je ne vous connais pas, il est 4 heures du matin, vous me réveillez pour me demander de vous pousser et je n'en ai pas envie, alors dégagez d'ici et ne me dérangez plus !
De retour dans la chambre, il se remet au lit, mais sa femme qui a tout entendu, le sermonne :
- Quand même, tu exagères, cela t'est déjà arrivé d'être en panne la nuit, tu aurais pu le pousser ce pauvre type.
- Oui, mais il fait froid et il est bourré !
- Raison de plus pour l'aider, il ne va pas y arriver tout seul. Non ? Vraiment, je ne te reconnais pas, je suis très déçue de ton attitude...
Son mari, pris de remords, se rhabille et descend. Il ouvre la porte et crie :
- Monsieur ! C'est d'accord, je me suis habillé exprès pour venir vous pousser ! Où êtes-vous ?
Et le mec bourré répond :
- Là, sur la balançoire !


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Cricri1956

Oh le c.. MDR


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Claudine670
MDR ! Il est vraiment pété le pauvre type !

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