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Les sujets du bac 2013 sont connus !



MATHS :
Vu que D.Strauss-Kahn doit 5 millions de dollars pour avoir fait 1 tentative de viol.
Combien va devoir HOLLANDE s'il encule 65 millions de Français ???
Vous avez 4 heures !

PHILO :
Avant de faire l'amour chacun aide l'autre à se déshabiller.
Curieusement après l'amour chacun s'habille de son côté.
Moralité : Personne ne t'aide dans la vie une fois que tu t'es fait baiser.
Pourquoi ?
Vous avez 3 heures !

Le Prix Nobel de la Paix sera décerné à la France pour 2013.
C'est en effet le seul pays Arabe à ne pas être en guerre !
Argumentaire - discutions
Vous avez 20 minutes !

HISTOIRE-GEOGRAPHIE :
Nos ancêtre les gaulois mangeaient du sanglier et buvaient de la cervoise
Les gaulois d'aujourd'hui ne mangent pas de porc et ne boivent pas d'alcool !
Pourquoi ce changement ?
La Gaule était-elle à la place de la France géographiquement ou les continents ont-ils bougé et la France est descendue de quelques centaines de kilomètres vers le sud ?
Vous avez 2 minutes

COMPTABILITE :
Jean et Martine travaillent à plein temps et gagnent 3000 € par mois.
Ils ont 2 enfants et peinent à vivre une fois payés le loyer, la nourriture, les frais de garde et les impôts.
Mouloud et Rachida ne travaillent pas, ont 6 gosses et touchent 5000 € d'aides par mois, ils ne paient ni loyer, ni cantines, ni d'impôts, ni rien !!
Expliquez sous forme de tableaux comptables pourquoi Jean et Martine ne partent pas en vacances et roulent avec une voiture vieille de 15 ans et pourquoi Mouloud et Rachida peuvent partir au bled tous les ans pour 4 mois en mercedes ML 500
Vous avez 5 minutes !

Il vaut mieux en sourire...bon dimanche


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TINALA
Ouah sujets qui me plaisent bien
Bon dimanche,bises

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Claudine670
Il faudrait un peu plus de temps pour le sujet d'histoire géo car c'est vite dit que les Gaulois d'aujourd'hui ne mangent plus de porc et ne boivent plus de cervoise ou bien alors c'est que ce ne sont tout simplement pas des gaulois lol !

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Banchais49
Ok les sujets, et quels sujets d'actualité, j'ai bien rigolé, plutôt non je suis triste de voir cette France là !

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