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On ne dira pas . Mais on dira rigolo



On ne dira pas : Je m'en fou de ce que tu racontes !
Mais : Et alors, ca s'est terminé comment ?

On ne dira pas : J'ai méga envie de péter
Mais : Tu tiens combien en apnée ?

On ne dira pas : Merde, v'la l'autre con !
Mais : J'te fais pas la bise, j'ai la crève.

On ne dira pas : T'as une gueule de chameau !
Mais : Quand je te vois, tu me rappelle mes vacances en tunisie.

On ne dira pas : Elles sont nazes tes blagues !!
Mais : Ah ! Je sais pas comment tu fais pour les retenir.

On ne dira pas : T'as une gueule de balai à chiotte!
Mais : Toi, t'es quelqu'un qui va au fond des choses.

On ne dira pas : C'est un gros cageot ta femme !
Mais : J'suis sûr que t'es un gars hyper tolérant.

On ne dira pas : Tu pues la transpiration !
Mais : Waouuh, t'as fait hyper vite pour venir.

On ne dira pas : Montre-moi ton cul beauté !
Mais : Faudrait qu'on aille a la piscine un de ces quattre.

On ne dira pas : T'as des poils sous les bras !
Mais : Tu dois être plus moquette que carrelage, non ?

On ne dira pas : Ça fait une heure que je t'attends, merde !!
Mais : Waouh, t'as vachement peaufiné ton maquillage..


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Claudine670
Ben oui, si on est diplomate ou ...hypocrite tout simplement, c'est ce qu'on dira à la place, mais heureusement il ya aussi des fois où l'on dit aussi le fond de sa pensée en essayant de le dire plus gentiment si on peut.
Bonjour la Mimi et bonne fin de dimanche à toi, bisous.

Il y a
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4 ans

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Nailil35
Je ne sais vraiment pas laquelle choisir , la plus hypocrite !!

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4 ans

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