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Le Corbeau et le Renard en Gaga Stéphanois


*"Dans les bois du Pilat, y'avait un babiele de corbeau qu'avait le babaud
et barontait sur un fayard qu'était caffi de babets.
*

*Dans une boge y tenait une rigotte pleine d'artisons qu'il avait du

tirancher à la Jeanne de Doizieux, pendant qu'elle écartait son linge.*

*La rigotte elle était toute ébouillée, qu'on aurait dit qu'elle venait de
la gandouse.*
*A travers une coursière, un renard faisait son viron en débaroulant
du crassier de MEONS, au pas de la manu,en tachant moyen de remplir
son gandot. *
*Ca changera des racines se dit cette jarjille!!!! Alors y z'attaquent une
piaillée.... " *
*Alors mon belet ça broge?? Tu me fais tirer peine. *
*Fouilla, j'arrête pas de gueniller, ma matrue est un vrai garagnat; elle
est toute émaselée, beauseigne,elle arrête pas de quiner,et ça me fout
la lourde!!!!! *
*Fouyaya, mais t'es franc joli que t'as mis tes roupiannes du dimanche. *
*Je vais pas t'aquiger mais si tu basseuilles aussi bien que t'es beau comme
un litre, on va te nominer le champion des rapetarets de Sainté!!!! *
*Quand il entend ça, le machuré à plume y se sent plus.*
*Il devient tout bayard et il a les quinquets tout gonfles, bref y prend
la grosse tête.*
*Alors y prend un grand bol d'air et ouvre tout grand son caquet pour
beurler quéque **an**eries. *
*Et vlan,v'là la fourme qui débaroule tout de traviole sur les barabans,
miladzeu!!!!!!!*
*Le rouquin à cacasson qui voulait pas rentrer à point d'heure, y saute sur
la tomme et s'en met une pleine ventrée.*
*Quand il est couffle, y se met à jabiasser et dit à l'autre bayayet, qui en
a les ébarioles:*
*Pauvre badabeu, écoute moi rien que, quand tu broges, un tant soit peu, dis
toi qu'il y aura toujours des faramelans qui viendront te camphrer pour
tacher moyen de te piquer tes yas ou pour chicoter dans ton gandot.*
*C'est pas la peine de tauner, ce que je viens de te piailler valait bien un
mate-faim, pas??*
*Alors mainant que t'es éjaillé, fais pas la bobe et prend pas la lourde. *
*Alors sans adieu,grand bazut!!!!!" *

*Jean de La Fontaine


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Missjacqueline
Je la ferais bien en wallon mais un peu long

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Nailil35
Merci la belle , je suis incapable de te renvoyer la même en patois d'ille et vilaine ou en breton !! je vais aller interroger mon pote GG

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Veejoolsade
Et bien pas tout compris hein biloute

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TINALA
Je ne sais que très peu de mots de patois vosgien dommage!

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Missjacqueline
Allez voilà pour te faire plaisir

Lu cwarbå et lu rnåd.

Mossieu l' cwarbå su èn åbe adjoké

Tunot dins s' betch in crås stofé

Mossieu lu Rnåd k' avot nodé d' å lon

Lî dja tot prindant sn alondon :


" Tins, ké nouvèles, Monsieur Cwarbå ?

Bin, vz astoz co bin pou voste âdje

Dju vos l' djère ! Si vosse bèrdèladje

Russannrot a voste acaytadje

Vos srîz come Madona

Pou les djins d' avårla ! "

Tout binåje, don, l' cwarbå, d' ènn oyu des sifwêtes

Et po mostrer k' ç' astot bin l' vrêy

I drouve si betch a fin miérlådje

Et lêt l' froumadje tumer djus d' l' åbe.

Gn è lu rnåd ki l' apice

Poy k' i n' ratindot k' ça.

Et dire a l' ôte sins ambaras:

" Wèss bin, nwâr djâle !

Séss bin k' t' es pu bièsse ku tes pîs;

Cand tu nn' è yink ki t' frote la mantche

Dumwin û après, i t' amantche ! "

Nosse cwârbå avot sté djondu

" C'est bon pou ç' côp ci, di-st-i

Mês n' saye pår nin d' î co ruvnu

Pasku tu n' m' î rårès chûr pus. "

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Nailil35
Version Originale de Jacques Gloaguen
(Pàtissier à Concarneau, 4 place Jean Jaurès)
Première mouture du 3 Juillet 1946


Un jour sur un arbre y'avait un corbeau même que dans son bec, y crochait dans un fromage. Un maouss de renard par l'odeur à licher lui dit comme ça dans son bectage : Mâ ! à tailler failli corbeau ! A rien que ça fagoté, rien que ça que vous êtes beau. Et si vous dégoisez autant que vous êtes gréé, vous êtes le plus doré de tous ceusse d'ici.
Alors "l'ote" pièce de canne d'avec lui, ouvre un maousse de bec et laisse tomber sa bouëte. Le renard plonge dessus et dit : " Grand fi d'madame tous les conteurs de plottes vivent sur la peau des ôtres, et çula j'lai bien mérité " ça !!!!!

voilà ce que j'ai pu trouver

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