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Petite blague attention mesdames à vos hommes car l'hive rarrive et le gel avec !



Les mains gelées

Une petite fille explique à sa mère combien elle a les mains gelées.
> > > Sa mère lui répond : 'Ma chérie, mets tes mains entre tes jambes et tu verras qu'elles se réchaufferont rapidement'.

La petite fille écoute sa mère, mets ses mains entre ses jambes et après quelques minutes lui dit :'C'est vrai maman, ça a fonctionné, mes mains sont chaudes maintenant'.
> > > Le lendemain à l'école, après la récréation, le copain de la petite fille lui dit :
> > > 'Ah, j'ai les mains gelées'

La petite fille se souvient du conseil de sa mère et lui dit :
> > > 'Mets tes mains entre mes jambes, tu verras, elles se réchaufferont'.

Le petit garçon s'exécute et après un moment lui dit :
> > > 'Wow, elles sont réchauffées, ça a fonctionné'.

Le lendemain, le petit garçon retourne voir la fillette et lui dit :
> > > 'Ah!, j’ai le bout du nez complètement gelé... '

La fillette pense un moment, puis se dit que ça devrait fonctionner avec le nez aussi et dit au garçon de mettre son nez entre ses jambes.

Le lendemain, le petit garçon retourne encore voir la fillette.Cette fois-ci, il s'exclame :
> > > ' Ah, je ne sais pas ce que j'ai, mais j'ai le pénis gelé'.Vous devinez la suite... donc le garçon s'exécute.
> > > En rentrant à la maison le soir, la fillette court vers sa mère :
> > > 'Maman, maman... est-ce que tu connais ça des pénis, toi ?'

La mère sursaute...
> > > 'Euh ben oui ma chérie, maman connait ça, pourquoi ?

La fillette toute souriante lui répond :
> > > 'As-tu vu le dégât que ça fait quand ça dégèle???


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Claudine670

Alors, vive le dégel et ses dégâts lol !


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Missjacqueline
Elle est bien bonne celle-là. oui donc en hiver se réchauffer les mains avant de toucher quoique ce soit lol!

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Claudine670
Merci aussi pour cette sélection là, Jo,et vivement le dégel !

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