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Missdebrouille
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Quand je vous dis qu 'il y a toujours pire.



Quand ça va mal, ça va mal ...


Un homme d'affaires doit partir quelques jours en voyage à l'étranger.
> > > > > > Il convoque le bon Said, son fidèle domestique, lui laisse quelques consignes et lui demande de l'appeler au moindre problème... *

- Oui Monsieur, toi pas faire de soucis. *
Au bout de trois jours, n'ayant pas eu de nouvelles, il lui passe un coup de fil.

- Salut, Said, comment ça se passe ?

- Tout va très mal monsieur !!!

- Ah bon ? Comment ça mal ???

- Le manche de la pelle, il est cassé ...
- L'homme d'affaires pique un coup de sang :
- Bon Dieu, Said, tu m'as fichu la trouille !!! Tu me dis que tout va mal parce que le manche de la pelle est cassé ?
- Mais, pris de remords, il se dit que le bon Said pourrait se froisser et il tente de calmer le jeu :
- Bon, alors, explique-moi, Said : c'est arrivé comment ???
- Quand moi enterrer chien.
Mon chien, que j'aime comme un fils ??? Il est mort??? Mais comment ???
- Lui tombé dans la piscine !!!

- Mais Said, c'est un Terre-Neuve !!! Ces chiens savent nager !!! Comment a-t-il pu se noyer dans la piscine ???
- Pas d'eau dans la piscine et lui tombé mort ...

- Pas d'eau dans la piscine ??? Mais on l'a nettoyée la semaine dernière et on a l'a remplie pour l'été???

- L'eau à été prise par pompiers pour éteindre incendie..
- L'incendie ??? Quel incendie, Said ???

- Incendie dans maison.
- Dans la maison ??? Mais c'est arrivé comment ???

- Une bougie, ou plutôt un cierge était près tenture à côté du cercueil de madame Maman et tout a brûlé.

- Comment ça, un cercueil ??? Ma mère est morte ??? On a fêté dimanche ses 70 ans et elle était en pleine forme !!!
- La nuit dernière, elle pas pouvoir dormir. Elle est alors allée demander pilule à votre femme et mais elle trouve votre femme dans lit avec votre meilleur ami. Elle faire un infarctus et elle morte...

- Quoi ??? Mais c'est insensé Said, je m'absente trois jours et c'est pour apprendre que mon chien est mort, ma mère est morte, ma maison a brûlé et ma femme me trompe avec mon meilleur ami ??? Tu as raison : tout va mal !!!
Il n'y a vraiment rien de positif aujourd'hui dans les nouvelles pour me remonter un peu le moral ???
- Si, si, patron, y a du positif. Vous souvenir que l'autre jour, vous faire test pour Sida ???
- Oui, et alors ?
- Voilà... ça positif !!!

Après MME LA MARQUISE LE BON SAID


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Nailil35
Oui ton histoire m'a tout de suite fait penser à cette chanson !!ça fait beaucoup pour 1 seul homme !!

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Claudine670
Et oui, tout va très bien Madame la Marquise !

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Missjacqueline
Mdr pauvre homme après une pareille il est surement aussi mort d'un infarctus

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Banchais49
Décidément rien ne va plus !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Veejoolsade
Et bien quelle histoire lol oui comme la chanson

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