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Sourions un peu : un homme politique qui ment!



Un homme décède et va au paradis.
Il arrive dans le bureau de St-Pierre, et remarque que les murs sont ornés d'une multitude d'horloges. Intrigué, il lui demande :
- Dites-moi, à quoi servent ces horloges accrochées contre vos murs ?
-St-Pierre: Ce sont les horloges du mensonge, lorsqu'une personne dit un mensonge, son horloge personnelle avance d'une heure. Voici par exemple celle de mère Teresa, elle est bloquée sur midi, donc elle n'a jamais dit de mensonge. Voici celle de Martin Luther King, elle marque deux heures, donc il a prononcé deux mensonges dans sa vie.
- Je ne vois pas celle de sarko ?
- Elle se trouve dans le bureau de Jésus, il l'utilise comme ventilateur


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Nailil35
Oh oh , tu vas te faire des ennemis , tu as vu l'histoire avec michel sardou qui a été convoqué par sarko parce qu'il a fait des remarques sur sa politique et le président n'a pas apprécié !!

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Missjacqueline
Reponse de l'auteur de la question :

Même pas peur je suis belge

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