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Missdebrouille
Question de Missdebrouille


Sourions un peu



Elles m’ont fait sourire…. même si certaines sont déjà connues.
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> > Les ciseaux à bois : Les chiens aussi
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> > Psychopathe : Psychologue chez Lustucru
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> > Un poussin : Egal 2
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> > Le Gospel : C'est quand ton gamin a pris un coup de soleil
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> > Femme facile : Femme ayant les même besoins sexuels qu'un homme
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> > Péniche : C'est oune zizi portugaiche
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> > L'amour : C'est comme un jeu de cartes, si tu n'as pas un bon partenaire, il vaut mieux avoir une bonne main
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> > Mozart : Célèbre compositeur que l'on écoute le plus souvent dans les pizzerias car on sent bien que mozzarella
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> > Suppositoire : Invention qui restera dans les annales
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> > Oui chérie : Gain de temps
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> > Les ex : C'est comme la prison, si tu y retournes c'est que tu n'as pas compris la leçon
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> > OU EST DONC MON RICARD : Conjonctions de coordination
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> > Fainéant : Ne jamais remettre a demain ce que tu peux faire après demain
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> > Saturne : C'est quand tu es bourré
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> > Aides internationales : Aides payées par les pauvres des pays riches pour aider les riches des pays pauvres
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> > Pharmacie : Confiserie pour vieux
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> > Jardiland : Seul endroit ou si tu prends trois râteaux on t'offre une pelle
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> > Un meurtre de sang froid : Un ice crime
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> > Sentiments partagés : Quand ta belle-mère est en train de reculer vers le ravin avec ta voiture toute neuve
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> > Archipel : Outil pour creuser des archi trous
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> > Carte bleue : Viagra féminin
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> > Femme : C'est comme une haie. Si tu t'en occupes pas, elle part chez le voisin
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> > Grand amour : Expression datant du 15ème siècle, lorsque l'espérance de vie était de 35 ans
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> > Atypique : T'es mal rasé
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SOLEIL13
Pas mal ! bises

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Nailil35
Plusieurs que je ne connaissais pas !! excellentes

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Veejoolsade
J aime bien la portougaise lol bécots

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