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Tite blague à toto



Toto revient de l'école et annonce triomphalement à sa mère
"M'man, je suis le seul à pas avoir eu un zéro!"
Le prof a annoncé les résultats du devoir de calcul:
"Alain zéro, Robert zéro, Serge zéro & Toto idem."


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Banchais49

Très très mignon.


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Warning: mktime(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/web/elleraconte.com/www/inc/function-question-reponse.inc.php on line 9

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Warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/web/elleraconte.com/www/inc/function-question-reponse.inc.php on line 15
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Missjacqueline
Bien essaye pour eviter l engueulade

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Warning: mktime(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/web/elleraconte.com/www/inc/function-question-reponse.inc.php on line 9

Warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/web/elleraconte.com/www/inc/function-question-reponse.inc.php on line 15

Warning: date(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/web/elleraconte.com/www/inc/function-question-reponse.inc.php on line 15
5 ans

Warning: mktime(): It is not safe to rely on the system's timezone settings. You are *required* to use the date.timezone setting or the date_default_timezone_set() function. In case you used any of those methods and you are still getting this warning, you most likely misspelled the timezone identifier. We selected the timezone 'UTC' for now, but please set date.timezone to select your timezone. in /home/web/elleraconte.com/www/question.php on line 1155
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